What else ?

• What I like about Hawaii:

It's already warm when I wake up.
Eating locals papayes and Mangos that I buy in the supermarket.
Surfing with my kayak.
Seeing rainbows, and watching the sun burn the coast line while rain is pouring in the moutains.
See sea turtles.
The shadow of the wave when the suns comes down to the ocean.
The sound of birds.
Palmtrees.
Blonder hair, tanner skin.
Cruising on the moped.
Watching the numerous shining stars.
Thrusday night (2 dollars a pint).
Sunset.
Sunrise.
Slippers whole day long.
Aloha shirt makes you highly respectable.
Playing pool in the shack (local bar where waitresses are lovely).

• What I dislike about Hawaii:

USA.
Air conditioning makes me cold.
Sharks.
Sharks ability to feel any fussy moves in the water 2 miles away from where they swim, even in trouble water.
Sharks ability to smell any body fluid, any shiny clothes, any jewelry in the water 2 miles away from where they swim, even in trouble water.
Spending christmas far from family and friends.
Policemen.
Newspapers.
Girls.